"But if he's a hypocrite, then he isn't a Christian."
"Oh, this is the part where POP [PrincessOfPassion] and I get accused of being the same person. That conspiracy theory stopped being entertaining months and months ago..."
[Re: I'm sorry I haven't been around this week to minister to all of you.]
"Of course I'd still be sick. God is omnipotent. If He didn't want YOU living, you'd cease to exist right now. But He does want you to live.
I'm pretty sure He wants you to love Him, too. You should use your free will for good instead of evil. Evil, like saying rude things to me about my absence."
"Whenever I think of the Devil, I think of the critically acclaimed movie of the 90s "Popeye" starring Robin Williams and Shelly Duvall. There's a part in the movie where all the men start singing "He's mean, he's mean, he's mean, you know what I mean?" about Bluto. I hum that song in my head every time I think about the Devil."
"I wrote "little" just because I think most atheists are short people. That's part of why they don't believe in God. To make up for their short stature. I also wrote "little" because their hearts are little and not big enough to let Jesus in. Okay?"
"..Christmas IS the day of Christ's birth.
I'll again refer you to every manger scene ever created where everyone was wearing wintry clothes."
~ Lip Splitter (aka Lippy)
Man, that was teh funnay!!
"palma,
i am listening to warren zevon. i have my number there for you all. don't be a sissy." ~Magnificent_JEC
O_o I wonder what he's been drinking??
"Start off with a half gainer off the headboard landing directly to mouth to genital position. Then do a twisting backflip and completely reverse positions. Next, swing from the chandelier and land on other person sexual part. Extra points for accuracy. Follow that by tossing your partner high into the air and catch him/her on your shoulders. Slam dunk the other person onto the bed and go to town."
~ dav0001
O_o
"What's with Losers who worship Athena or other ancient defunct 'gods'?
Don't they realize that their "gods" were no match for the forces of Christian evangelization?
Why would you worship a "god" who was overcome by the carpenter from Nazareth?"
"'keep your rosaries off my ovaries!'
shouts the lesbian feminist with arm pit hair as she protests the church's view that all human life is sacred and shouldn't be killed.
i feel like saying, "No-one wants to even sit next to you on a bus, let alone go anywhere near you with their rosary beads...do the world a favor, and get off the bus and then jump out in front of it. [smile]"
"My opinion is fact."
"[Message to Atheists: Keep It In the Closet!]
I respect your right to your opinion regarding the existence of God.
You have every right to have that view.
But what you Nazis don't have the right to do is seek to impose your ideology on the rest of us.
Just cause you don't like Christ doesn't mean that children at school can't put up Christmas decorations and sing Christmas songs.
Just cause you don't believe in creation doesn't mean that children shouldn't be open to the idea of intelligent design.
And stop attacking people like Mike Huckabee just cause he's a Christian! This country was founded by Christians!
In short, keep your lousy belief of a world without God to yourselves and stop spoiling the fun for the rest of us."
~ RexTex
Oh, the IRONY!
"Both the Roman Catholic and Buddhist clergy are basically homosexual.
The Roman Catholic Church is the world's oldest homosexual institution, and in the Middle Ages it became a refuge for the best and brightest of Europe to escape the heterosexual majority. Talented gay boys are spotted in Catholic families and singled out for membership in the clergy to this day.
Similarly, many queer Asian lads gravitated to the Buddhist monasteries to escape the enforced breeding of their impoverished cultures.
This is part of the hidden homosexual history that the straight man has tried to conceal."
"It's his work that matters not who he sleeps with. But he is straight!"
~ GameBoyGanymede
*shrug*
[Re: Both the Roman Catholic and Buddhist clergy are basically homosexual.]
"[url]http://piv.pivpiv.dk/ [/url]"
~ Chairman_Mao_Superstar
[LOL!]
[Re: Live it up and deny for all will come to pass]
"And what excuse will you have for denying almighty Quetzacoatl? hmm? Too unlikely? What, feathery snakes don't do it for you, huh? You ungrateful bastard! It died for your sins, you know?!" ~ adagio2054
EL - OH - EL
[Re: Party threads are balletic.]
"As I pointed out in your thread, WHAT serious discussions? Most of us could have more substantial--and less frustrating--debates with a brick wall.
Just because the Bible says "Jesus wept" but never says Jesus laughed, that should not be interpreted as a divine law against humor.
Gam ze yaavor."
~ Elsinora (..addressing Petersoni in his repeated request that members of the P & R boards stop making parody threads.)
"Infamous-Sulla
Will you be so insolent when the Lord properly spanks you.
Glory and Honor to God the Father and Jesus Christ. Amen"
"Julyris
It certainly sounds Gay to me bored out of my mind.
Glory and Honor to God the Father and Jesus Christ. Amen "[/i][/b][/blue]
~ J316
"[Re: Facts that disprove Evolution: ]
HE'S GOT IT!
BY JOVE, HE'S GOT IT!
There should be ants in the peanut butter, if not a lion or a walrus.
That's it lads, show's over. Creationism wins.
~ I am the Stig! ~"[/i][/red][/b]
~ Jeff-The-God-Of-Biscuits
"[url]http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Thread%20Failed.gif[/url]"
"[url]http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-PretentiousPanda.jpg[/url]"
~lotusrecall
"[Re: Pope To Satan: Drop Dead.]
This is like D&D for adults...who don't like D&D."
~ snapshot
From another board:
"[Re: Natalie and Scarlett lesbian action in this movie?]
That image has produced a sudden tightness in my pantaloons. Pardon me while I loosen my codpiece."[/i][/b][/blue]
~ Snakeprophet
And here are a couple I have to pat myself on the back for. Keep in mind, this first quote is in response to Knight-In-Black-Leather claiming pwnage on Aspie and Calystia on the subject of evolution/ stars/ age of the universe, etc.
"KiBL,
You're forgetting to show the embarrassment you should be feeling right now.
Just a friendly reminder! [wave3]
[giveup] Sorry, but someone had to say it."
~me
The next is a reply to Retsickle's statement as follows:
Oh, I'm sorry that I have a life outside this board. What was you question again, fire?
A life outside, eh? Then why are you arguing on teh intarwebz when you could be out with your friends playing the bible crown of glory game? Wow- how impressive that such a busy guy would grace us with his presence only to throw in absolute (ly ridiculous) statements, and then conveniently "forget" to back them up!! [laugh] Why, I feel so privileged to be here right now!
Sorry, but someone had to say it.
~me
More will be added as I find them.
| Re: I believe Dave |   |
 by MrsO_Again 1 hour ago (Fri Feb 20 2009 12:07:19) |
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Do people really do this??? I can't see the point. It's like admitting you are a troll. If you are that keen to post to people who hate you, you must be a complete masochist anyway. 
I will never understand some behaviours.
That's why I find these accusations about suck poppets very hard to believe.
Proverbs 15 v 1
I will never understand some behaviours.
That's why I find these accusations about suck poppets very hard to believe.
Proverbs 15 v 1
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